January 6, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. New Orleans Saints linebacker Junior Galette was arrested on Monday on a misdemeanor charge of domestic battery. Galette said he didn’t want to get arrested for hitting his girlfriend but it was...
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1. President Obama told CNN the type of small drone that crashed on the White House grounds on Monday is available at Radio Shack which illustrates the need for more restrictions over the new...
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1. A Chinese businessman has reportedly spent $8 million to hire a Japanese porn star to be his personal assistant for the next fifteen years. Funny story about the first time he asked her to ‘take a...
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1. Four people who cheered, allegedly excessively, for loved ones at a high school graduation ceremony in Senatobia, Mississippi were arrested and fined for disturbing the peace. But, in their defense,...
View ArticleFebruary 9, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. In response to a college student telling Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush that the 2016 election would be his first time voting, the former Florida governor said, “I want to be your...
View ArticleApril 13, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. BuzzFeed fell a stunning $80 million short of projected revenues last year and has reportedly slashed its projections for 2016 in half. Which explains the article featured on their homepage today...
View ArticleJuly 19, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Germany is planning new legislation to require manufacturers of cars equipped with autopilot to install a black box to help determine responsibility in the event of an accident. As opposed to every...
View ArticleSeptember 23, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Rumors are circulating that actors Emma Watson and Margot Robbie are set to star in an all-female remake of “Brokeback Mountain.” The current working title of the film is “The Best Movie Ever Made!”...
View ArticleJuly 20, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. While on his first presidential trip to England, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders tweeted a picture of the President sitting in Winston Churchill’s chair. Thus keeping Trump’s streak alive of...
View ArticleJune 17, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new study, children who are exposed to tobacco smoke from their fathers while they’re in the womb may be more likely than those who are not to develop asthma by age 6. Begging the...
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